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  As you know, Hillary Clinton is on her please dont forget me tour, showing up on a late-night show to make wisecracks about the guy who shellacked her in 2016 like a driftwood sculpture.

  Yes, President Trump is her meal ticket. Her Free Bird. Her Stairway to Heaven.

  She brought Chelsea because shes also unemployed, and Bill wanted both of themout of the house before his 5 p.m. showed up.Her name isCrystal.

  HILLARY CLINTON ROASTS DONALD TRUMP, SEAN SPICER WHILE CRASHING JAMES CORDENS OPENING MONOLOGUE

  If anyone should be telling Trump jokes, its me, Hillary said.

  Chelsea added: Fifty percent of Trumps tweets have been attacks on people. One-hundred percent have been attacks on the English language.

  Wow, those jokes really killed, according to the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.

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  But, as usual, the gags seem sad.Its like a chump dumped by a girl threeyears ago who keeps joking about his exto let you know hes all right, but still dying inside.

  Yeah, its good to laugh, but also maybe to move on. Isnt there a Walmart that needs two greeters?

  Maybe this is a new thing for James Corden. Itsanopen micnight for losers.

  He hands the set over to people to work humorously through their humiliations. After Hillary, maybe he should invite CNN President Jeff Zucker.

  But I enjoyed it. Ponder the alternative.

  Four years ago, you were given two choices: Trump loses, and Hillary becomes president; or Trump wins, and Hillary does stand-up comedy.

  Every time Hillary cracks a joke, its a reminder which one you got. Sheswelcome to overstay her welcome, because its fun to be reminded that Trump didnt just win.He put an exclamation point, finally, at the end of the Clinton sentence.

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  She may kill onstage (and in prison), but he killed a dynasty.

  So enjoy the jokes.When theyre coming from the Clintons, they write themselves.

  Adapted from Greg Gutfelds monologue on The Five on November 6, 2019.

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  【马】【上】【就】【是】【双】【十】【一】【了】,【电】【商】【的】【蓬】【勃】【发】【展】,【产】【生】【了】【无】【数】【的】【新】【兴】【职】【业】,【也】【给】【了】【无】【数】【人】【改】【变】【命】【运】【的】【机】【会】。【来】【看】【看】【电】【商】【时】【代】【下】【的】【不】【同】【人】【生】。马会财经彩图1一2版【南】【海】【网】、【南】【海】【网】【客】【户】【端】【海】【口】11【月】9【日】【消】【息】(【南】【海】【网】【记】【者】 【胡】【丽】【齐】)11【月】8【日】,【海】【南】【省】【考】【试】【局】【发】【布】【关】【于】2019【年】【海】【南】【省】【成】【人】【高】【校】【招】【生】【全】【国】【统】【一】【考】【试】【违】【规】【作】【弊】【考】【生】【处】【理】【的】【公】【告】。【据】【悉】,【海】【南】【省】2019【年】【成】【人】【高】【校】【招】【生】【全】【国】【统】【一】【考】【试】【工】【作】【已】【顺】【利】【实】【施】。【在】【考】【试】【及】【评】【卷】【过】【程】【中】,【共】【发】【现】【违】【纪】【和】【作】【弊】【考】【生】4【例】。

  【最】【新】【消】【息】,【在】【距】【离】【地】【球】7【亿】【光】【年】【的】【霍】【尔】【姆】15A【星】【系】【团】【中】,【科】【学】【家】【研】【究】【小】【组】【使】【用】【了】【欧】【洲】【南】【方】【天】【文】【台】【的】【甚】【大】【望】【远】【镜】(VLT)【对】【霍】【尔】【姆】15A【耗】【尽】【的】【核】【心】【进】【行】【了】【新】【的】【观】【测】,【结】【果】【意】【外】【发】【现】【了】【一】【个】400【亿】【倍】【太】【阳】【质】【量】【的】【超】【大】【巨】【型】【黑】【洞】!【消】【息】【一】【经】【公】【布】,【立】【刻】【在】【科】【学】【界】【引】【起】【了】【轩】【然】【大】【波】!【如】【果】【这】【一】【观】【测】【证】【实】,【那】【么】【这】【个】【黑】【洞】【将】【是】【我】【们】【半】【径】【约】【为】10【亿】【光】【年】【的】【区】【域】【中】【最】【大】【的】【超】【大】【质】【量】【黑】【洞】!

  【就】【在】【不】【久】【之】【前】【法】【甲】【进】【行】【了】【一】【次】【联】【赛】,【在】【这】【次】【第】13【轮】【比】【赛】【的】【争】【夺】【战】【当】【中】,【巴】【黎】【挑】【战】【了】【布】【雷】【斯】【特】。【虽】【然】【内】【马】【尔】【和】【姆】【巴】【佩】【还】【是】【没】【有】【参】【加】【这】【场】【战】【斗】,【但】【是】【这】【场】【比】【赛】【还】【是】【打】【得】【比】【较】【精】【彩】。

  【装】【修】【这】【件】【事】【对】【于】【大】【部】【分】【人】【来】【说】【可】【以】【算】【是】【人】【生】【中】【一】【件】【比】【较】【重】【要】【的】【事】,【毕】【竟】【要】【在】【这】【屋】【内】【度】【过】【很】【长】【一】【段】【时】【间】【嘛】~【因】【此】【一】【定】【要】【认】【真】【的】【对】【待】【装】【修】,【最】【好】【能】【全】【程】【监】【工】,【这】【样】【子】【装】【出】【来】【的】【房】【子】【才】【能】【更】【加】【贴】【合】【自】【己】【的】【心】【意】~

  【孙】【策】【是】【孙】【坚】【的】【长】【子】,【孙】【坚】【死】【后】【孙】【策】【投】【靠】【袁】【术】【利】【用】【传】【国】【玉】【玺】【从】【袁】【术】【那】【里】【换】【了】【五】【千】【兵】【马】,【于】【是】【开】【始】【了】【他】【艰】【难】【的】【创】【业】【之】【路】。

  

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